The 25 Funniest Food Name Fails Ever

Most food companies are willing to shell out millions of bucks just to come up with the perfect name, logo, and packaging design to entice their potential consumers into buying their products. But then, there are these companies (mostly Chinese manufacturers) who just don't seem to care. Laugh your hearts out at these 25 Funniest Food Name Fails Ever. It takes a lot of hard work being a slut. Good thing this company created "Soup for Sluts" packed all the necessary nutrients to keep the energy going! This Licorice Lozenge is an explosion of flavor! Yum! The kind of soda Bear Grylls would approve! Dogs don't sweat, so this company went ahead and found a solution to that by making synthetic pet sweat. Just spray some on your dog, and your pet would look equally as tired as you are when you're jogging around the park! Crackheads, rejoice! Cocaine comes in shrimp flavor now! We love our nanas, but not as much to actually want to taste them. LOL We heard they make this by extracting ear wax from Jews. Yum, right? Unlike coffee and tea that makes you want to pee, well, this drink is something you can actually pee at. Here's a drink that can bring you back your virginity! Gay people are so fabulous, they always come with gravy! You will get sick with AIDS when you eat this, but you'll definitely get sick if you've eaten one too many. Look on the bright side, at least it's high in protein. LOL Please tell us they DON'T actually shred children to make this! We're hoping this is just a typo, but looking at the picture of the food will make you think otherwise. Is it just me or does this food product's name make you think of inappropriate sexual innuendos? You know the fab gays are slowly taking over the world when they're making their own kind of pasta, too! Here's proof that life's more fun with a dirty mind. Now you can head over to your local grocery store and pick up a fresh bag-o-rape! This one's actually from Australia. Modern slang has re-appropriated their name, but the Australian Gaytime ice cream have embraced their now humorous brand. Go get some canned rape, when you want rape fast and easy! (So wrong! LOL) Whoever made this is either a clueless Asian man using Google translate or a smarty pants pulling the most epic prank ever. Adding another "o" at the end of the word "mango" makes it "Man Goo." Oh what a big difference a single letter makes. LOL That's one big cat! LOL Pardon us for the phallic connotation of this image. *Note: All images on this article are from BoredPanda.