20 Hilariously Honest Food Brand Slogans

Graphic designer Clif Dickens poked fun at our favorite food brands and rewrote their slogans to reflect what consumers really think of them! McDonald's You know you won't find yourself at a McDonald's Drive-Thru if you have more than $4, and you'd be somewhere else like Chipotle or The Olive Garden! At his Honest Slogans website, Clif disclaims, "All slogans are (obviously) meant for entertainment purposes only. I do not claim ownership, as all rights are reserved to the companies and their respective copyrights." That's quite a smart move on his part, since we're pretty sure all these food companies would chase after him when they see these 20 Hilariously Honest Food Brand Slogans: (All images are from Honest Slogans) Froot Loops We've all been fooled, thinking each color represented a different flavor. It doesn't stop us from making it a breakfast staple though. Budweiser Beer is served best when cold. False. Budweiser sucks all the time! Auntie Anne's If REGRET has a smell, it would surely be the aroma of freshly cooked Auntie Anne's pretzel wafting through the air! Haha! Kool-Aid Here's a quick recipe for a homemade Kool-Aid: Add 2 cups of Granulated Sugar to 1 Liter of Water. Mix well, then serve. Enjoy! Campbell's Soup Who doesn't love a piping hot bowl of Cream of Mushroom Salt for a cold winter night, right? Hot Pockets Come to think of it, no one really knows what Hot Pockets taste like because our mouths get so badly burned with the first bite. Keystone Light It should be considered cheating when you're drinking Keystone Light during beer pong! Who gets drunk with this stuff, seriously? Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Girls, when you're feeling sad this Valentine's Day, always remember that your boyfriends, Ben and Jerry, will be there for you! Pepsi Saleslady: Sorry, we don't have any Coke. Is Pepsi okay? Me: I don't have any cash. Is play money okay? Hidden Valley Who else here is guilty of eating salad with a soup of ranch dressing? Pizza Hut Our same sentiment, too! Why is there a salad bar at Pizza Hut? LOL Bugles Or edible finger claws! Rawr! Sriracha Does enjoying Sriracha make you a masochist? You know it hurts, but still you enjoy every last drop of it! Coffee-mate Not sure if I like coffee or just coffee-flavored sugar milk! LOL Subway When you enter that Subway store, you know you'll smell like freshly baked bread the whole day! That doesn't seem a bad thing to me! Starbucks At Starbucks, you must speak their language. It's Grande, not medium! Mountain Dew If athletes have Gatorade, gamers have Mountain Dew. Altoids How many times have you fallen victim for being too excited seeing a can of Altoids, only to be disappointed that it has buttons and sewing needles inside? Cheerios If you've ever eaten cardboard "accidentally" (sureee) before, then you can attest to how much this is true. :DIf you've ever eaten cardboard "accidentally" (sureee) before, then you can attest to how much this is true. :D

20 Hilariously Honest Food Brand Slogans

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(All images are from Honest Slogans)